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Whippet
Nickname Matthew Ford
Age 26
Squad Number 5
 

Whippet is our president, and clearly the heart and soul of the team. He founded Kent in the summer of '06, and has been keeping it focussed on improving and expanding ever since.

He has the ability to explain the sport in less that 60 seconds, which he uses to great effect in local parks and nightspots. Whippet embodies what our club is about - playing hard, competitive ultimate, being passionate about the sport, and passing it on to the next generation.

Whippet is like Kronenberg. He looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front.

Sex Appeal: 1.0 (I assumed you missed out the decimal point - Pete)
O Position: O-line Middle/Handler
D Position: Force/Super-hard-man-Dee
Sex: Chance would be a fine thing
Special power: Merrick's Number One Fan
Movie Star Most Like: Michael J Fox
Exec Position: President
Ultimate Responsibility: "Preventing Dandy sharking on our few female players"
Disabilities: Short like a hobbit, skinny like a hoe, mouthy like a chav
You Might Also Know Me by: Warwick Bears (Co-Social Sec), WhipScar (Vice Captain), Atomic Horse, WOOF, Schnell Ja, Vice, The Jokers, The original Revolution, KO! Kent Touch This.
Best Party Idea: Buy an all in-one jump suit from your local hardware store. Buy a bright umbrella but rip out the metal part, then attach string to backpack, thus fashioning a parachute. Add safety specs and a wrist watch over the top of the jumpsuit as an altimeter.
What beverage can I buy you: A pint of purple and a bucket to "burp" into.

High Res Whippet!

 

 

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