Team

| Nickname | Neggy Mike/Grandad |
| Age | 50 |
| Squad Number | 26 |
Neggy! Neggy! Neggy! He must be the oldest guy on the team, seen slumping around on old armchairs, possibly smoking a cigar, possibly eating werthers!
Well whatever, it seems Ultimate is his life, he has never had a girlfriend (always aims too low...in age) and the only other important thing is x factor which is only on once a year!
Mike has the ability to lazer a sidearm right into your hands, which has had other players wincing more than once on those cold winter mornings. He boasts one of the loudest voices in Kent, which he uses to great effect. When he shouts "Up!" it sounds like his foot has been nailed to the floor, such is the tone and volume.
Now living in London, Mike only plays for Kent at tournaments and the odd practice. He is usually found on the sideline at the University tournaments, keeping detailed statistics on all of the games.