Team

| Nickname | Sprocket |
| Age | 0 |
| Squad Number | 0 |
In a previous edit of Sprocket's profile it was claimed that he left his home country because a wombat kept trying to rape him.
We can now announce that Sprocket and the wombat have settled their differences, and that he (Sprocket, not the wombat - who is eeking out a living doing showtunes in strip clubs) is now living back in Australia.
Sprocket was welcomed back into Australia in the traditional manner - they took the shackles off, pointed him towards the Bush, and told him to keep walking until he felt truely sorry for what he'd done.