Team

| Nickname | Neggy Dan, Negative Daniel |
| Age | 26 |
| Squad Number | 6 |
Negative Daniel is currently one of the fattest and least fit members of the squad. He is taking a season out to focus on breeding.
Dan teaches religious studies and ethics at Kent College, where he hopes to start an ultimate team in the near future.
Dan and Bex are expecting their first child in March, 2009.
Mr. Knapp would like to ask his pupils to stop reading his profile page. Thank you. That means you Jameson.
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